Sunday, March 18, 2018

Convalescence: Day Ten

Healing apace, can't complain.

We finally got round to watching Ingrid Goes West. Brutal, hilarious, brilliant.


Friday, February 23, 2018

NRA Pedophilia: Rush-Release Today via KSV!

(Amended 23 Feb 18.)

Hi Droogs,

The debut EP by Birmingham, Alabama's NRA Pedophilia has just been issued by Karl Schmidt Verlag. Smeared by Anti-Kidporn Lib Elites was pitched to our in-house trail boss Paranoid Leather less than 36 hours ago and rushed into production immediately thereafter. Sauer and Rem were fine-tuning the 20-minute piece up to the last minute, and I vouch for all the loose threads and slight imperfections. There'll be no physical edition, as per NRA Pedo's request. 

01 Smeared by Anti-Kidporn Lib Elites (19:34)

€4.99 via KSV Bandcamp.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Two New Releases from Karl Schmidt Verlag

Hi Droids,

Earlier today we released the KSV debut of Paige Munnings' Tabletop Hat project, Juxtapositions Powder, and the second installment in our thirteen-volume Facebook Spam​-​Bots Remix the Work of Zbigniew Karkowski series by the bot-brilliant Eisenberg Ruby Sarah.

Both albums are available now at KSV Bandcamp.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Brothel Fibrin...

Thomas Fehlmann and Gudrun Gut on the Birth of Berlin Techno and Life Beyond the Wall

We approve. Read the interview in Sleek.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

More Excellence from Lindy West...

What the White House Knew About Rob Porter

From the Times op-ed:

"It should come as no surprise, then, that the Trump White House shrugged at the safety of two individual American women; after all, it is expressly hostile to the safety of 125 million. This is an administration that campaigned, explicitly, on a promised return to some midcentury mirage of American “greatness,” when white men ruled unfettered and the rest of us resumed our places on the spectrum between property and servitude."

Monday, February 05, 2018

A Kerb Twixt Mesomorphs...

(Amended and expanded from a same-day socmed post.)

Hey ids n' superegos - I'm still collecting all the postcard and mailing list inquiries left for me at FB, so I thought I'd crawl out of the basement for a moment to thank all the weirdo hackers who sent me automated friend requests last year on that damnably storied platform. I received about 80 of them in total, and I recently signed each and every droid to a long-term Karl Schmidt Verlag contract. First up, Kaylee Ashleigh Colette. She's helming the first of 13 volumes of Facebook Spam-Bots Remix the Work of Zbigniew Karkowski, and I couldn't be more pleased with her effort. Cybermeat is groovy.

(The alb is available now at KSV Bandcamp.)



Thursday, February 01, 2018


(Amended from same-day socmed cross-post.)

I've started a new KSV subsidiary called Futur: OS0. Custom postcards, no purchase necessary. The price of ownership? Write. Use a pen or pencil. Or crayon. Or pig's blood. Whatever your cross to bear, however many clasps on your hair shirt. Matters not to me. The vanguard OS of tomorrow will be you and a friend, drinking coffee, and paying attention. So, get a leg up on 2027.



Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Brawny Docent on Dark Glitch Marvels!

Hello again,

KSV released Cody Brant's new Out the Window, Down the Street album late yesterday. Forty-three tracks, digital and physical editions. Here's the link.

Best, as ever,


Convalescence: Day Ten

Healing apace, can't complain. We finally got round to watching Ingrid Goes West . Brutal, hilarious, brilliant. TS