Texts of Antiquity VII: Waste Management (Antenna #36, Miami Beach, 1990)

Waste Management: A Pecan Log's Guide to Smoked Beef Brisket

Things go horribly awry...

A gift certain to make family and friends stop and savor! This six-sided holiday gift box displays an appetizing array of tasty treats, including fourteen different cheeses- from mild Mini Babybel to robust Sharp Cheddar; three zesty Beef Summer Sausages; plus six sumptuous sweets and spreads: Fancy Cookies, Chocolate and Creme de Menthe Tortes, Strawberry Preserves, Orange Marmalade, and Strawberry Candies. Net wt. 2 lbs.

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November 22 (Friday)

Omar Khayyam

(year of release: 1957/network: TNT/air time: 3:15am/allocated time slot:135m./actual running time: 101m.)

The 11th-century adventurer faces evil assassins and royal romance in this fictional account of the Persian hero's exploits. Lavish but tedious fiction about the Persian poet, mathematician and philosopher. Adventurer and poet battles a gang of assassins who intend to take over Persia. Lean, boneless, fully cooked.

Johnny Dark

(1954/A&E/8am/120m./85m.)

An engineer designs a race car but has trouble finding someone to manufacture it. Mild drama about sports car enthusiast's efforts to get a new model on the assembly line. We top it with fresh garden vegetable flakes for a palate pleasing presentation!

Another Man's Poison

(1951/TMC/12pm/90m./89m.)

A mystery writer schemes to bump off the escaped convict blackmailing her for the murder of her husband. A ruthless novelist has a yen for her secretary's fiancĂ©‚ and a plot for murder. A blackmailer enters the scene with proof that a woman has murdered her husband, and forces her to do his bidding. Beef sausage in 10-foot (1-1/2 lb.) ropes.

Hercules vs. the Hydra

(1960/TNT/4pm/120m./-)

An evil Amazon attempts to lure Hercules to her side by kidnapping the queen who loves him. The legendary hero battles men and monsters while seeking to avenge his wife's murder. We've included six festive tree ornaments!

November 23 (Saturday)

Who's Got the Action?

(1962/TNT/3pm/120m./93m.)

A compulsive gambler's wife becomes involved with the syndicate when she tries to cure her husband of his habit. A wife takes drastic steps when hubby's gambling debts become a problem. Figi's bountiful box of snack sensations now comes in a smaller size!

November 24 (Sunday)

The Love God?

(1969/CC/2pm/120m./101m.)

The editor of a nature magazine returns from a trip to find himself the object of massive affection and two lawsuits. A nature editor is mistaken for a Hugh Hefner type. A gift-giving touchdown for the Superbowl snackers on your list!

November 25 (Monday)

The Killer that Stalked New York

(1950/TNT/2:40am/105m./79m.)

Husband-and-wife diamond smugglers enter the U.S. unaware that they are bringing a deadly strain of smallpox with them. People search for a woman on the run who may be carrying deadly smallpox germs. A diamond smuggler enters the U.S. carrying a contagious disease and the fuse is set in a wild search to save the city from death. Gourmet ground coffee perfect for savory sippin'!

November 26 (Tuesday)

Shadow on the Window

(1957/TNT/4:15am/105m./73m.)

Three hoods who set out to rob a successful farmer wind up murdering him and taking his secretary hostage. A youngster, in shock, holds the only clue to the kidnapping of his mother. A group of young hoods led by a psychopath kill a businessman and take his secretary hostage. For a tempting touch, we've included a 4 oz. Stone Ground Mustard!

November 27 (Wednesday)

Halls of Anger

(1969/TNT/12:35am/120m./96m.)

A black high school teacher becomes principal in an all-black school that becomes a powderkeg of violence when white students are bussed there. Racial conflicts flare at a ghetto high school where black students oppose an influx of bused-in whites. Delivered in a festively decorated holiday gift box with a pretty red bow.

The Three Stooges in Orbit

(1962/TBS/1:20am/105m./87m.)

Martians capture a new submarine-helicopter-tank and go winging through space with the Three Stooges. Moe, Larry and Curley Joe get mixed up with an eccentric professor and Martian spies. The boys run across a Martian agent after a professor's new invention. Our Mild Salsa, Hot Salsa, Nacho Cheese, and Jalapeno Pepper Cheese dips will make tastebuds shout "Ole!"

November 28 (Thursday)

The Sidehackers

(1969/CC/2pm/120m./-)

Two motorcycle champions engage in a life-or-death battle. A competition cyclist seeks revenge for the sex slaying of his fianc‚e. Create a personal presentation with each gift basket!

November 29 (Friday)

Catalina Caper

(1967/CC/12am/120m./84m.)

Two surfers turned sleuths pursue a gang of art theives. Vacationing divers retrieve a rare Chinese scroll dropped overboard during a scuffle between thieves. Brimming with "season"al surprises!

Pharaoh's Curse

(1957/TNT/4:30am/90m./66m.)

A British archaeological expedition runs into the vengeful, 3,000-year-old guardian of an Egyptian tomb. Low-budget archaeological melodrama of tombs and mummies. Archaeological expedition encounters a monster from thousands of years ago in Egypt. Plus five party pretzel rods!

November 30 (Saturday)

The Curious Female

(1969/USA/1am/90m./-)

A group of progressive thinkers in the 25th century reviews an old 1960s film on morality. Three college coeds have different experiences with a computer-dating service. Beautifully detailed, 8" tall canister features a captivating nutcracker design.

War of the Colossal Beast

(1958/CC/10am/120m./68m.)

Sequel to The Amazing Colossal Man finds the radiation-contaminated colonel horribly disfigured and running amok in the mountains of Mexico. Army hunts for a 60-foot man. Aged Cheddar "Cow" is tastefully accompanied by Colby, Edam, Sharp Cheddar, and Gouda cheese delights!

December 1 (Sunday)

Girls Under 21

(1940/TMC/4:50am/190m.?/-)

A woman imprisoned for her association with a mobster attempts to reform her sister's group of delinquent friends. Beautiful to behold... even better to eat, we're told!

-Tom Smith

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